Hi there. I'm a moving image designer currently living and studying in London. I was accidentally created in a laboratory by a team of molecular scientists searching for the ultimate being. I am nine feet tall, have green skin and three arms. I can shoot toxic foam from a sphincter in my forehead, and due to numerous metallic implants in my body, cannot fly as I set off metal detectors. I like fishing, skiing and sucking the flesh off human bodies.

I love Illustrator, Photoshop, After Effects and Final Cut Pro. I kinda love Cinema 4D and Dreamweaver. I hate Powerpoint and CSS. I love design, designing, bitching about design and annoying my friends about design.

I am studying Moving Image Design at Ravensbourne College of Design and Communication, but I only have a week left until I'm done, and am understandably stressed about it. Argh

You can contact me at ben@trendydiscoben.com

Or have a look at my CV

I hope you enjoy my website :)